Reality Sucks
Wednesday, August 9
Let's talk television. Namely, stuff I've seen recently.
All of this is my girlfriend's fault by the way.
So, a couple of nights ago I end up sitting on the couch and my girlfriend is watching VH1. Not like it was planned but on came the first episode of Celebrity Fit Club season something. On it are a bunch of C-list... maybe even D-list players of Hollywood wanting to be spotlighted again, such as Big Pussy of the Soprano's and the young daughter of The Fact's of Life, um... what's her face. Anyway, I actually end up watching it. I... Don't... Know... Why.
Afterwords is another season premiere of another reality show featuring Flavor Flav. This show is a trainwreck. It's like the Dating Game meets Jerry Springer. And in theory, there should not have even been a second season to this show... but it was like an extra long season premiere, and I watched the whole damned thing.
Then the other night, I come home from work, and my girlfriend is watching Who Wants to Be a Superhero? on SciFi. This show is about half past retarded. I plead to you, don't watch it. Infact, this show makes comic book fan boys look like nerds. Retarded nerds. Or something to that effect.
Listen, Stan Lee! I know you will never read this, but I'm ashamed of you. Yes, you created like half of Marvel, that's pretty cool. But give back the money you got from the SciFi channel and cut your losses.
Oh, and something else that I've been doing a lot of lately... I've been watching HGTV... that's ah... Home and Garden for the rest of you. Ever since I've been in this "moving" phase of homeownership, I've been enjoying looking at other people's houses and thinking to myself, how many of these cool ideas I could steal and emulate into my house.
That's it for now. Keep watching the boob tube.
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