Sweet Dreams Are Made of These....
Tuesday, August 9
Zombies of course.
Last night I had this weird dream. It was night and the town was run rampant with hordes of zombies. I was safe locked up in my house, and a few of my friends where there. Couldn't exactly remember who except one, but we'll get there soon enough. So in the dream I had to go to the bathroom. I walk in and in my bathroom I have a window, and the curtains were parted just enough for a few zombies to look through. This prompted one (a small girl) of them to break the window and crawl through. During of which time I grabbed an aluminum baseball bat but could only keep her at bay... poking, keeping her the bat's distance away. I still have to go, so I give the bat to my friend to keep the zombie occupied, when he just wacks away at her, and looking back on the dream... seems so comical to me now. He just went to town on this thing. I guess it didn't really matter much cause when I finally made it to the bathroom I was attacked by another zombie (a small boy this time), and that's where my dream ended. Except when I woke up I really had to piss.
Let's see... the moral for the story is... If you have to pee really bad, kill whoever you have too.
